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This Free Bird

Replace the bag or perish

Chris and I are currently engaged in a silent yet heated match of ‘who is going to replace the garbage bag?’. There’s one simple rule around here: whoever uses up the last bit of whatever (ie. tp, papertowels, GARBAGE BAG) is responsible for making…

April 7, 2015

Doing time

I got summoned for jury duty. Despite not having any experience in jury duty, here is how I envision it going: 8:05am: What do you mean I was supposed to be here at 7:30? 8:06: is it over yet? 8:07: is it over yet?…

March 24, 2015

Peace out, old bird

Yesterday I archived old content and removed it from the site. If you’re looking for an outfit, there’s one Mrs. Roper situation from last summer and that’s it. Similar scenario with the recipes. The process was kind of long but cathartic. I got tired…

March 13, 2015

Psssst, over here

Lady at the bank: Honey, don’t be watching that stuff anymore. ————————————– The other night I watched Citizen Four and now I don’t want to be on the internets anymore. Period. Technically, having watched Citizen Four, I shouldn’t even be here, on the internets,…

March 10, 2015