My dad: what’s that stuff you’re spraying in your hair? Me: dry shampoo My dad: you should use febreze ———————————— I’m at home in Canada. They keep it pretty simple where I grew up. People tell it like it is, no one cares if…
Yesterday I got up, laid there for a sec to see if my head was still spinning (head, are you still spinning?), swung my legs over the bed and paused. <pause> <pause> <pause> Yep, thar she spins (madly on, for all you Weepies fans).…
When I was a kid I had a t-shirt that said ‘I’m #3, I don’t try at all’. I got it at the sports shop while I was waiting for my skates to get sharpened aka twiddling my thumbs while my brother picked out more hockey…
Yesterday morning was great. I mean, gr-eat. I need more mornings like yesterday’s, a few afternoons wouldn’t hurt either. The beach on a blustery gray day, enough rain to keep most people away. Enough rain to wash all the noise in my head away. Sounds like a pile…