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Don’t Fuck With Me

How to not get your call returned

May 7, 2014

We spent last week in Big Sur and IT WAS AWESOME. On Sunday, after avoiding it for as long as possible, I checked my voicemail and found the following: “This is so-and-so. My number is xyz-123-abcd. My other number is bla-deb-lahd. {pause, pause, pause, exasperated sigh} I have a position to get filled and you need to call me back ASAP.” I sat there for a second, played it back, listened again and then promptly mumbled, ‘good fucking luck with…

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