Me: Can you make carnitas in the crockpot? Chris: <pause, pause, pause> Sure. Me: Will it be good? Chris: <looks up at ceiling, sighs dramatically> Yes. It’ll be good. Me: Are you sure? Chris: Oo-kay? Me: Will it taste like it does down the street? Chris: Where down the street? Me: <eyeroll> You know, at Supermex. And that other one. Chris: That other one. Me: Don’t get smart. You know what I mean, THAT OTHER ONE. Chris: Just make a…