Lady at the bank: Honey, don’t be watching that stuff anymore. ————————————– The other night I watched Citizen Four and now I don’t want to be on the internets anymore. Period. Technically, having watched Citizen Four, I shouldn’t even be here, on the internets, acknowledging I’ve watched Citizen Four and no longer wish to partake of the world wide web. Or the phone company, the instagram, the amazon.com, the google, the youtube, the facebook or even the very bank I…