On Friday I stepped foot in church after more than a year. It went okay so I went back on Sunday making for a grand total of the most I’ve attended church in over three years. You might be thinking whoop-de-do so she went…
Me: Can you make carnitas in the crockpot? Chris: <pause, pause, pause> Sure. Me: Will it be good? Chris: <looks up at ceiling, sighs dramatically> Yes. It’ll be good. Me: Are you sure? Chris: Oo-kay? Me: Will it taste like it does down the…