I got summoned for jury duty. Despite not having any experience in jury duty, here is how I envision it going: 8:05am: What do you mean I was supposed to be here at 7:30? 8:06: is it over yet? 8:07: is it over yet? 8:08: is it over yet? 8:15: Surely to God it’s got to be close to noon. Brief nap 8:30: did someone steal my bag? 8:31: where’s the bathroom? 8:35: do we get a 15 minute break?…
Doing time
March 24, 2015